Nov 4, 2025
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10 min read
Hiker brain is real.
Oct 19, 2025
7 min read
We’re almost done, but Gatlinburg is still ugly.
Mar 3, 2025
11 min read
One for the gear nerds.
Jan 2, 2025
What now?
Nov 8, 2024
The walls are full of wasps.
Oct 28, 2024
14 min read
It brings me no pleasure to report this.
Oct 18, 2024
2 min read
Dep’t of weights and measures.
Oct 13, 2024
9 min read
I haven’t learned everything I came here to learn yet.
Oct 10, 2024
4 min read
And zombie ramen updates.
Oct 3, 2024
No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute humidity.
Sep 25, 2024
5 min read
Let’s have a big hand for the colonies, everyone.
Sep 18, 2024
13 min read
Charles “Gonzo” Dickens really knew what he was talking about.
Sep 11, 2024
I beat Mica at Yahtzee.
Sep 8, 2024
Lunchtime in The Shire, with apologies to Dr. Manhattan.
Sep 4, 2024
Out here in the fields.
Aug 25, 2024
A true story which actually happened.
Aug 21, 2024
A forty day update.
Aug 14, 2024
I lived, bitch.
Aug 11, 2024
In praise of Maine, upon the occasion of our departure.
Jul 31, 2024
3 min read
What if a hiking story wasn’t about a disaster?
Jul 28, 2024
A short update and a hiking meme.
Jul 24, 2024
A hundred miles of lists.
Jul 21, 2024
I had Feelings in the woods.
Jul 17, 2024
Cursèd, but undeterred.
Jul 14, 2024
“Why not something new? What’s my equivalent of a 6-month death march through the buggy hinterlands?"